TELL ME HOW YOU'D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.
kaleidoscopexvx: modifyourown: zackefronmpreg: qwexly: because-homestuck-is-why: happyhypnosis: If you can creep me out enough for me to not post it, you win. This is gonna get weird… I don’t really wanna know, but I do like getting creeped out if i can’t post it, you win. BRING IT You know what? Why not!
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mandicreally: Walmart is running a campaign to send Pitbull to whichever WalMart gets the most likes. Go to the link and enter the zip code, 99550 and Like “Kodiak Alaska”. It is up to 10,000+ likes. I don’t know why but I find this hilarious.
1/2 small white onion, finely chopped 1 celery rib, finely chopped 2 small carrots, finely chopped 1 15-ounce can chickpeas 2 tablespoons + 1 teaspoon olive oil 3 garlic cloves, minced 2 tablespoons soy sauce 1/2 teaspoon liquid smoke 1/2 teaspoon lemon zest 1/2 teaspoon dried basil 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano 1/4 teaspoon dried sage 1/2 cup panko breadcrumbs 1/2 cup vital wheat...
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?