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thefrogman: Lessons from a Dog by Patrick Moberg [website |...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:09:21 -0400

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

thefrogman:

Lessons from a Dog by Patrick Moberg [website | tumblr | twitter]

[h/t: nevver]

sleepingwithpiercethemice: serotonical: How to break out of a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:06:26 -0400

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

This only works with shitty zip ties. This technique works best with duct tape. Also with zip ties and how they are designed the best thing to do is just crush the locking tab with your molars. And you don’t need to be standing out in the open with plenty of room to move.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 13:59:33 -0400

hiddle-batched: This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:58:54 -0400

hiddle-batched:

This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.

Accuracy: You’re doing it right.

neopathy: I really need to buy some new clothes and shoes but I just can’t find anything I like at...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:57:13 -0400

neopathy:

I really need to buy some new clothes and shoes but I just can’t find anything I like at all…

dansteinbacher: Going back here today to check out the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:56:50 -0400

dansteinbacher:

Going back here today to check out the basement.
Head lamps and asbestos masks on deck haha.

noiselesspatientspider: brucefuckingbanner: mishasminions: REL...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:56:28 -0400

noiselesspatientspider:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

very relevant to tumblr

wishful half-remembered fantasy: grade school sex-education

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:53:46 -0400

wishful half-remembered fantasy: grade school sex-education:

reallyl0vely:

subtitle: what I wish I told my sister before middle school

—

you will get your period one day,
and you will not feel like a woman.
you will feel like your body has betrayed

every promise it ever curled around
your little finger. this is normal.
you will get breasts soon after

or before—it’s different for everyone,
and you will still not feel like a woman.
you will wonder why they don’t look

like your mother’s, or anyone else’s, and if
you hate them for it. you will come across
someone someday and ache for them to crawl

inside your body. wait. you are not
a woman yet, even though you might
feel like it now, sometimes. even though

all of the boys in your grade get to be called
“young men.” you will have hips one day.
they are carriages for tomorrow’s generation. they tell you

your responsibility is not to yourself but to the child
blossoming like a gift. they will tell you you will have
a child. they will tell you it will be a gift. you will be

told so much. you will be told how to dress for your
body type, how to be gentle in sports and sex, how to hide
a whole castle in your delicate heart and never show anyone,

how to use the word “discreet” and apply it to
all of your bodily functions, how to conceal tampons
in your sleeves, how to yank at your hair until it lies flat,

and how to preen the slime of your father’s disgust
with your growing body out of each of your feathers. but
no one will tell you where your clitoris is

or that masturbation is not just for boys. or that
porn isn’t always what real sex is like, and that you
are actually allowed to fall in love with the folds in your

stomach that happen when you sit down.
you will have to research the word “autonomy”
by yourself. you will have to learn to love yourself

alone. you will hide your sexuality like a tooth
under your pillow until you can stop being
embarrassed about the way it was pulled from your mouth.

you will never forget the iron taste of those pliers.
this is all normal.

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate: “Any ideas for the new park...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:48:47 -0400

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

aheartinthestars: !!!!

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:48:26 -0400

aheartinthestars:

!!!!

thenoveltyhasworn: allroad: ursus—arctos: lem0n-haze: damnnly...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:46:59 -0400

thenoveltyhasworn:

allroad:

ursus—arctos:

lem0n-haze:

damnnlyssa:

im skinner than anyone i know who doesnt smoke. especially those popular girls from high school who drink all day and got fat but still talk shit calling me a stoner.

amen^

I dunno. I smoke and get the munchies and eat everything in sight.

I am only hunger if I smoke. I won’t eat for two days sometimes, I just work and drink coffee. But if I smoke ill eat all the carrots and apples I can find/ or saltines.

^^^ its not the “muchies” so much as what you do eat. If you are a poor eater and much on corn chips and fries. I know cannabis has inspired me to eat cleaner and work out. im down one pant size and almost all my shirts fit better. Cannabis can promote real mental health which changes your out look and self image!

Weed saved my life. Best PTSD and physical therapy aid I have.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 04:26:28 -0400

etotz: I’m dead. Bye forever.

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:59:49 -0400

etotz:

I’m dead. Bye forever.

samspratt: “Tobias Fünke” - Illustration by Sam Spratt Have a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:55:14 -0400

samspratt:

“Tobias Fünke” - Illustration by Sam Spratt

Have a happy Arrested Development binge-viewing everyone.

xpantalaimonx: theunbreakablexvx: mydwynter: charmingpplincar...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:54:55 -0400

Hocus Pocus (1993) Billy Butcherson

The Time Machine (2002) Spy Morlock

Helly Boy (2004, 2008) Abe Sapien

Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hush" (1999) Gentleman

Pans Labyrinth (2006) Pale Man

Pans Labyrinth (2006) Fauno

Quarantine (2008) Infected Man

The Silver Surfer (2007) Silver Surfer

Legion (2009) The Ice Cream Man

xpantalaimonx:

theunbreakablexvx:

mydwynter:

charmingpplincardigans:

geekeryandhockey:

wifetodarkness:

juliadream13:

akashazombie:

“For the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been wearing something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years now and I’ve been under the radar.”- Doug Jones

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0427964/?ref_=sr_1

Wow I know most of those characters and didn’t know they were the same person.

:O

This man is the ONLY person I could ever accept playing a Live Action Ragdoll for a Secret Six movie. Seriously, he’s perfect.

Yes, Ragdoll, but dear lord does this man have style. That first jacket!

Doug Jones: Fantastic muthafucka

Ball State University Alumni! Chirp Chirp!

holy shit.

luisgpiercing: fnmattsweeney: kumkannon: girlfights: girlfigh...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:53:27 -0400

luisgpiercing:

fnmattsweeney:

kumkannon:

girlfights:

girlfights:

Lmao they put fighting sounds in this and effects. Only on world star

let me bring this back

love seeing mama encourage the girls
Philly keeping it classy

Hahahahahaha.
Yup, pretty much sums up west Philly….. or most areas if Philly.

God I love Philly

The votes said keep the beard. So… Nothing new to report,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:45:27 -0400

The votes said keep the beard. So… Nothing new to report, I guess. (at FilmBar)

infp: fuckyeahdementia: Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:34:38 -0400

infp:

fuckyeahdementia:

Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror movie.

That was amazing.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 14:30:42 -0400

thetclifestyle: Always reblog this.

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:28:44 -0400

thetclifestyle:

Always reblog this.